Introducing Apple's Revolutionary New Invention: A Pizza Box
It's fair to say that, as a company, Apple has lost a bit of its creative spark.
Once known for revolutionising the tech game on a bi-annual basis, the Cali giants have now fallen into a predictable rhythm of stretching/shrinking their existing products, with the occasional camera upgrade.
But finally, after a long wait, Apple is back to its ground-breaking best.
According to the The Telegraph, the company has invented a space-age pizza box specially designed for employees at its new headquarters in California.
Of course Apple created a patented pizza box for their employees at Infinite Loop which lets in moisture so the crust doesn't get soggy. pic.twitter.com/c0t8SlRGg2— Joshua Graff (@JoshGraff) May 16, 2017
The box, which has been patented by Apple, was designed with carefully-placed holes to allow heat and moisture to escape, so that pizzas don't get soggy as staff trek across the 4,000-seater canteen.
Unfortunately for those of us who haven't been accepted into the church of white surfaces that is Apple HQ, the company has no plans to distribute the life-changing tech.
Just slap an 'i' in front of and take our money, will you?
From: Esquire UK