Droves Of Trump Trolls Had No Idea You Have To Register To Vote In Advance
And they're throwing a fit on 4chan, naturally.
BY Sammy Nickalls | Nov 9, 2016 | Culture
You'd think that Trump's loudest, proudest, most obnoxious supporters would take a break to wipe the Dorito dust off their keyboards and figure out their whole voting situation, but nah.
4chan is saturated in people finding out you have to register to vote in advance. pic.twitter.com/KhkBAJiP8L— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) November 8, 2016
4chan is chock full of angry alt-right Pepe memes from Trump trolls who are throwing fits because they think it's "unfair" that they had to register to vote in advance.
Here are a few choice tidbits:
"What the FUCK? I got up at fucking 6 AM to MAGA in PA and I can't FUCKING VOTE? Why is this legal?"
"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I WAS JUST TURNED AWAY FROM THE POLLS IN FRONT OF A COUPLE DOZEN PEOPLE BCEAUSE I'M 'NOT REGISTERED' WHAT THE FUCK I HAVE LIVED IN THIS SHITTY HELL HOLE NATION FOR 20 OF MY 20 YEARS ON THIS EARTH AND I'M NOT FUCKING REGISTERED HERE? THIS FUCKING SYSTEM IS RIGGED FOR HILLARY THEY ARE FUCKING DOING IT!"
Ah, truly glorious.
Even those who managed to register have somehow managed to fuck up getting their small-handed orange in office:
tfw you're too beta to make america great again pic.twitter.com/8WdaD3MnIt— Cooper Fleishman (@_Cooper) November 8, 2016
And now, we stand back. We take it in. We watch 4chan erupt into flames and put on our sunglasses to shield our eyes from the blaze.
From: Esquire US