31 Funniest Tweets About The Second Presidential Debate

The second debate of the 2016 presidential election is over and society as we know it is, somehow, still intact. Barely. Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump did not shake hands tonight, and within a few minutes it became clear why.

In case you're not watching the debate live, or were too nauseated to stick with it, take a look at some of the best and funniest tweets so far. Because if you don't laugh, you'll cry.

I'm a Muslim, and I would like to report a crazy man threatening a woman on a stage in Missouri. #debate

— Moustafa Bayoumi (@BayoumiMoustafa) October 10, 2016

"Yeah I bragged about grabbing pussy but ISIS" #debates

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) October 10, 2016

Trump just made history’s first ever pivot from pussy to ISIS. #debate

— david ehrlich (@davidehrlich) October 10, 2016

He... he knows ISIS... he knows ISIS doesn't live in a vagina right? #debate

— Elizabeth D.Va.Loria (@elizabethdanger) October 10, 2016

Oh, he did downers instead of coke this time #debate

— Mara Wilson (@MaraWilson) October 10, 2016

"It's just words!" Trump regards language like a caveman convinced that fire is an evil spirit and those who start it at will are witches

— Sady Doyle (@sadydoyle) October 10, 2016

Hillary turn around there's something behind you girl TURN AROUND. #horrormovie #debate -H pic.twitter.com/nzzn6JfD49

— Heather & Jessica (@fuggirls) October 10, 2016

"I'm going to help the African-Americans, I'm going to help the Latinos," Trump says, describing exotic species on a distant planet.

— Matt Zoller Seitz (@mattzollerseitz) October 10, 2016

if my 6-year-old son threw this hissy fit he'd get a time out #debate

— Saladin Ahmed (@saladinahmed) October 10, 2016

"i'm a gentleman!" -man who brags about sexual assault #debate

— Tyler Oakley (@tyleroakley) October 10, 2016

Now Trump is slamming Canada! I couldn't have imagined this line of argument to say Obamacare was bad. #Debate

— deray mckesson (@deray) October 10, 2016

I hope Trumpcare includes treatment for compulsive sniffling.#debate #sniffles

— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) October 10, 2016

Canadians gathering the timber to build their wall #debate

— rabia chaudry (@rabiasquared) October 10, 2016

The #debate is dark and full of terrors.

— King Jon Snow (@LordSnow) October 10, 2016

We need the Oscar show orchestra to enforce time limits. #debate

— Ouspenskaya Duralde (@ADuralde) October 10, 2016

Make America Lurk Again. #Debate pic.twitter.com/BvoVhi545G

— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) October 10, 2016

Is every sniff a lie? #debate

— Maureen Johnson (@maureenjohnson) October 10, 2016

Trump says "maybe there is no hacking." Then he starts pitching his D.C. hotel. Help us, robot overlords.... #debate pic.twitter.com/OlvAIp8ZJp

— Joy Reid (@JoyAnnReid) October 10, 2016

Really, this isn't normal #debate pic.twitter.com/wEQqFq17oV

— Adam Parkhomenko (@AdamParkhomenko) October 10, 2016

Skipped "Birth of a Nation" in theaters tonight because "Death of a Nation" is on TV right now. #debate

— Blake McIver (@BlakeMcIver) October 10, 2016

Q: Trump, did you avoid paying taxes?
Trump: ISIS is in 32 countries and I will end them. #debate pic.twitter.com/4Tlm69MRjA

— DfieldMark 🌐 (@DfieldMark) October 10, 2016

Trump forgot to mention he’ll be a great President for women, but only if he considered them 10s #DebateNight

— Franchesca Ramsey (@chescaleigh) October 10, 2016

When he interrupts you to tell you what a gentleman he is. pic.twitter.com/eK3goiTyH3

— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) October 10, 2016

Trump on Pence: pic.twitter.com/dlyTwizKnx

— Ronan Farrow (@RonanFarrow) October 10, 2016

While I may not be able to moderate a debate, sounds like Mike Pence and Donald Trump might need to come on my show to talk things out.

— Jerry Springer (@jerryspringer) October 10, 2016

cooper: do u pay taxes
trump: no!
cooper: so you dont
trump: of course i do
cooper: what
trump: bernie sanders
cooper: wait what
trump: isis

— jomny sun (@jonnysun) October 10, 2016

So are you saying, @realDonaldTrump, if we had vetted your grandparents more we wouldn't be dealing with you right now. #debate #Interesting

— W. Kamau Bell (@wkamaubell) October 10, 2016

"I'm a gentleman." - #ThePussyGrabber

Quote. Of. The. Night!#PresidentialDebate

— Retta (@unfoRETTAble) October 10, 2016

Y'all, watching @MarthaRaddatz do her thing is magical. MAGICAL. She can't deal with the stupidity. #Debates2016

— shonda rhimes (@shondarhimes) October 10, 2016

Someone please explain to Donald Trump how the Senate works and how the government works and how vaginas work and also Russia

— billy eichner (@billyeichner) October 10, 2016

So Billy Bush was suspended from @TheTodayShow &we may nominate the other guy on the tape to run the free world. AM I IN THE TWILIGHT ZONE?!

— Kristen Bell (@IMKristenBell) October 10, 2016

From: Esquire UK.