Man at His Best

Cops Are Searching For A Hipster Ninja Masturbator In Seattle

Seattleites, keep your eyes peeled.​

BY LYNSI BURTON | Mar 16, 2016 | Culture

Seattle police are trying to identify a masked man believed to have masturbated outside a University District home multiple times.

The behaviour was first reported January 10, when a woman called 911 to say she just saw a man pleasuring himself outside the front door of her home near the intersection of Northeast 52nd Street and 12th Avenue Northeast, according to police.

Responding officers were unable to find the offender.

A surveillance camera installed at the home caught a masturbator at the same home February 7, showing a man covered head to toe in black, save for the two body parts he used to perform his mission, Seattle police reports say.

His clothing included a hood, a wrap around his face and toe shoes. The night vision surveillance footage makes his attire appear white.

The home's residents, all University of Washington students, reported hearing "suspicious" sounds outside the house several times. Detectives believe the man may have visited the home up to four times since November 2015.

From: Seattle PI.