Man at His Best

Couple High On Drugs Tried To Enter Bukit Aman

Meth head couple give new meaning to tripping balls.

BY Jason S Ganesan | Jul 15, 2016 | Culture

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Everyone has stories about hijinks under the influence. Everyone should also never tell their stories ever again, because one meth head couple reached a Hunter S Thompson-levels of gonzo when they tried to enter the federal police headquarters in Bukit Aman.

The couple tried to drive into the Bukit Aman compound in a red Honda CR-Z with the man claiming he was a cop. "The man said he was a police personnel at Bukit Aman and wanted to get in but inspection at the entrance checkpoint found he was not a policeman," ACP Zainol Samah told Bernama.

Upon further investigation, the cops found that the man had seven firecracker balls in his backpack—which just warrants a whole new Urban Dictionary entry under ‘tripping balls’.

Police said both tested positive for methamphetamines, but denied that they were would-be terrorists. However, it’s not beyond the realms of possibility that the couple were terrorists, but just heroically, valiantly sh*t at their jobs.

Both were taken to the Dang Wangi and will be remanded for three days.