The blurry picture you see above is of the Nude Solstice Swim. You're not allowed to wear a suit. Not even a bikini. One year, they ran out of towels. You can take part right after you're done with the Dark Mofo + City of Hobart Winter Feast. Swipe to see more of just a sample of the cornocupia we've helpfully retrieved from their Facebook page just for you. We're booking tickets. Now.