In 2002, an evil genius named Loren Cordain published a book called The Paleo Diet. His brilliance went largely unnoticed, however, until the man-bun connoisseurs and iron lovers of the world stumbled upon his tome circa 2013, thus propelling the paleo diet to its current cult-like status.
Now, someone has taken this concept one step further, opening a nudist restaurant serving, naturally, an all-paleo menu.
The Bunyadi already has a waiting list of over 3,000 people, according to the Evening Standard, and will open in June. I will not be seeing you there. Ever.
From: Esquire US.