The 20 Funniest Tweets About The Third And Final Presidential Debate
"Donald Trump's hands always think his mouth is promising to make America a delicious pizza."
BY Megan Friedman | Oct 20, 2016 | Culture
It's over, folks: The third and final presidential debate took place earlier today in Las Vegas, with moderator Chris Wallace. And despite all the mudslinging and interrupting, there was still the bright light of Twitter, which produced some real gems and moments of levity through all the gloom and doom. Here are just a few top tweets from debate night.
Not the one I thought would be wearing a white power suit. #debate— Taran Killam (@TaranKillam) October 20, 2016
trump hasn't yelled or interrupted hillary at all or even scream 'WRONG'.— Sky Williams (@SkyWilliams) October 20, 2016
HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR? #debatenight
hillary is dressed like a diplomat from alderaan and donald as usual looks like he dressed up for his first bar mitzvah— Sam Biddle (@samfbiddle) October 20, 2016
"And what size ice cream cone would you like mr trump?"— RyansAverageLife (@RyanAbe) October 20, 2016
"I want the bigliest one"
"...so a large?"#debatenight
ppl like "what's with Hilary's pantsuit, she looks like a interplanetary leader from the future"— Casey Johnston (@caseyjohnston) October 20, 2016
DRESS FOR THE JOB YOU WANT
Trump: "I go to communities and they cry when they see what's happening"— Brandon Calvillo (@BJCalvillo) October 20, 2016
Maybe they're crying cuz you're in their community#debatenight
"Wrong." "Loser." "My turn." This sounds exactly like our daycare when we're at our worst. #debatenight— Los Feliz Daycare (@LosFelizDaycare) October 20, 2016
Well, now we know Trump's Spanish vocabulary is all of 2 words: "hombre" and "taco". I'd gladly teach him a few more choice words... https://t.co/rgBq0Yyi3J— Ana Navarro (@ananavarro) October 20, 2016
SUCK IT, DINGUS. pic.twitter.com/2PulW5DUl6— Ian Karmel (@IanKarmel) October 20, 2016
Mr. Trump, which artistic medium is your favorite?— Here's Johnny (@jacksfilms) October 20, 2016
*leans into mic*
IS HRC WEARING A KYLIE LIP KIT pic.twitter.com/Ex9YgQwSyv— Jazmine Hughes (@jazzedloon) October 20, 2016
This is like watching Daria debate Yosemite Sam. pic.twitter.com/LjCCzXU9j9— Mark Proksch (@m_proksch) October 20, 2016
Donald Trump's hands always think his mouth is promising to make America a delicious pizza. pic.twitter.com/XA9LrdhueP— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) October 20, 2016
If you're still 'on the fence' about who you're voting for, I'll assume it's because you belong on an actual fence like some dumb scarecrow.— Elizabeth (@Elizasoul80) October 20, 2016
My new hip Brooklyn-based indie rock band is called Nasty Woman.— Kashana (@kashanacauley) October 20, 2016
Nuclear codes? We clearly can't even trust this man with self tanner #debatenight— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) October 20, 2016
"Experience is my middle name. My last name is IN CONTROL. No, my first name ain't crooked. It's Hillary. Madame President if you're nasty."— Wil SCREAMton (@wilw) October 20, 2016
HILLARY: “I invited a special guest of my own: Osama bin Laden.”— Ben Wexler (@mrbenwexler) October 19, 2016
*gestures to empty chair*
*plays with granddaughter for next 89 minutes*
From: Esquire US.