Theatre
INDICINELIVE! 3
It's the must-see laughfest that's opening this week, and local sketch comedy INDICINELIVE! 3 is promising an irreverent, rib-tickling night where anything goes. We talk to the show's two actors and one writer with a rather different Q&A.
Actors Jit Yang, Ui Hua and writer Patrick Lee were asked to complete the following sentences, and true to form, they sent back some rather, um, interesting answers.
ESQUIRE: If I was the Prime Minister of Malaysia, I would...
JIT YANG: Start cabinet meetings with hugs and muffins. Banana muffins specifically.
UI HUA: Make my slogan: “You, You, and Ui for a Better Future.”
PATRICK LEE : Address the nation with a cigar.
ESQ: If I could have one superpower, it would be..
JY: Jesus'.
UH: < Telepathic writing.
PL: Mother Russia.
ESQ: Just once, I want to see a newspaper headline that said...
JY: Nothing Is Going On. Go Back To Bed.
UH: Pornography Ban Climaxes in Stiff Opposition.
PL: Police Tells Rioters: Don't Stand So Close to Me.
ESQ: I blame the opposite sex for...
JY: Sexism.
UH: The opposite of sex.
PL: This is a trick question, isn't it?
ESQ: The Internet is for...
JY: (Be right back, Googling answer.)
UH: Free iPads.
PL: Porn! And bitching.
ESQ: Going to the theatre beats going to the movies because...
JY: Robert Pattinson doesn't do theatre.
UH: People rarely bring their noisy children, queues are shorter, and a live experience beats a screen projection anytime.
PL: You get to see all the cute actor chicks first-hand.
ESQ: When I die, the words on my tombstone should read...
JY: YOU'RE STANDING ON MY HEAD! GET OFF!
UH: Here lies UiHua Cheah,
Met the hangman without fea’h
In light of a miniscule mast
He’s grateful to be hung at last.
PL: Oh dear, I wasn't expecting that.
ESQ: Come watch Indicinelive! 3 because...
JY: Whatever else you have planned for that evening, if it's not sex, it's not going to be as awesome.
UH: People rarely bring their noisy children, queues are shorter, and a live experience beats a screen projection anytime. Oh, and it’s awesome.
PL: We want to make you laugh.
INDICINELIVE! 3 will be held at the Kuala Lumpur Performing Arts Centre from April 6-17. For tickets and booking enquiries, call 03-40479000 or walk in to KLPAC, or visit www.klpac.org.
April 4th, 2011